Cuzzen's wedding..

So yea, we offed to my cousin's wedding at Dewan Chancellor at UBD.. here are just some of the shots of the day... :)

Back from UBD, we have to attend another wedding ceremony which happens to be my grandparent's neighbour. God.. i'm so physically and mentally drained... but heck, we're enjoying ourself .. the wedding had more "kampung style" due to its environment and people.. like what kak Najwa said.. hehe :p then we chilled a while at grandparent's and had few talks with aunts and uncles... What a day! :-)

Spending a night at kufil :)

Had a sleepover at Kufil's last night and gotta tell you this, we really had a blast! hehe just a small get-together night with cuzzens.. sadly, kak Najwa couldn't make it and it would be more fun if she were around.. :( but we managed to chat with you kan last night? haha to be precise ,Nadia had a chat with you last night right? hehe :p we had our karaoke, dinner and a lovely sleepover.. not to forget sharing good laughs and teasing each other... HEHE :D so yea, bang abell took his chance belting out a song called semut merah (his all time favourite song tu :p) and tell u what, he’s such a good dancer for the dangdut songs though. HAHAHA dangdut much bang abell? :p HAHAHA :D we randomly sang lots of songs from the "jiwang" mode up to the "dangdut" mode. (Y) from dusk untill dawn, we're still up for the karaoke mood.. hehe :p Not to forget Nadia for being such an emo and melodramatic last night.. HAHAHA singing her favourite song "perpisahan terasing" in a very pretty "jiwaaaanggg" tone and expression.. lol how i wish i can put your pictures here Nad.. HAHA i do take ur pictures last night but its at Kufil's camera... sigh. Kufil seemed to be pretty worn-out last night and she didn't sang much.. as for me, hehe i took those chance in having a duet with bang ejat and bang abell. hehehe :D have to admit that i'm enjoying myself much and guess i'd sang a pretty much song last night.. HAHA :p

After a closing session for the karaoke , bang Haziq, Kufil, Dhirah and Bibih had their dvd's on track. Watching twillight together. whilst me and adik were already sleeping soundly at the living room... HAHAHA :p so tired eh..after so much songs... :P Nadia were busy on-lining as for his sister, Navilla, were completely engrossed in line with her boyfriend.. (?) hehehe :p it is known that they were still up until 5 am watching twillight and onlining.. ;D

and from here, i would like to express my heartfelt gratitude to Angah Yus and family esp his alai labatz, Kufil for the lovely night and the fabulous foods... :) really enjoying my night there.. :)

so i guess, i better stop here..
Will write again soon.. :)

xoxo,
Fifah Junaidi.

a week ago :P

and not to forget the highlight of the day
:P

My Blazing Red flats.. HAHAHA :p

p/s : well yes kak Najwa??? :P lol

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Well yea, here are some of the pictures from our BBQ's night at Anti Ah's place last friday :) told you that i was going to put these pictures here and i presume that pictures speaks thousands words so yea, here we go :)

Our very-own photographer Kufil..
p/s : thanks for the random shots hun :)

shud I say alai-alai labatz cuzz? ;)

delicious... :s

tadaaaaaaaa.... :P

won't tell u which one is me... HAHA so make a guess :p

didn't i told you we were BBQ-ing? Haha :P

Me and Kak Najwa.
vain-ing again :p

Yes Sis? :P
oh yeah, aren't we gossiping about someone there? :P

Kak Najwa and Fiqah :)

Navilla..
HEHE pity u hun :P

a moment like this :)

I'm back people! hehe :P so yea, here I am spending my time blogging these thing.. :D for days, I've been busy with my assignment and actually, i don't have time to do these blogging thing anymore but i forced myself to.. (besides, i want to do it anyway :D) HEHEHE :P as i said before, temptations are so hard to resist.. hehe :p actually I've got works to do today but since its weekend, so yea, I believe that i should take rest from all those works.. seriously, its torturing me and stressing me out.. :( but heck, i've got to do those works also as the deadline is around the corner.. poor me... :( well for today, nothing going on except that we gathered again at our grandparents house to do the discussions again.. Me and Kak Najwa were busy printing out papers for our vacations in March (Y) and the parents and others were busy gossiping.. hehe :p and Bu Ati were also there... and for some reasons, i might be busy again for this upcoming weeks.. there will be my cuzzens wedding, a plan to Miri, Spending a night at Rizqun(perhaps :p, i didn't know about this thing much..) and of course the new year celebrations at our grandparents.. Can't wait for it to happen... we sure will have a blast! (Y)

Back to last Friday, well yea, we were having a BBQ at anti ah's place.. just a small gathering and only for cuzzens. AND "my mom & anti ah" reunion night since both of them hadn't seen each other quite a while.. :p HAHAAHA nevertheless, we still had fun like always.. laughing, chatting, gossiping and not to forget VAIN-ing.. HAHAHAHA :p thanks to our very-own photographer, Kufil, for the random shots and the fabulous camera :) will definitely put the pictures later.. Insya-Allah.. :) And Thanks to Anti ah and her alai-alai labatz for the fabulous foods and treat.. hehe :D and yea when my mom blurted out that my family, me and kak najwa will be having our vacation to KL sometime in March, everybody started to 'run wild' hahahaha! each and anyone of them started to ponder whether they should join the vacation or not! haha.. LOL... a session of "persuasion" start.. :P lol.. hahaha :D Kufil cajoled her mom to join us but at first her mom refused.. hehe after a while, her mom agreed and to everyone surprise, bu tangah and amit will also joined the vacation! everyone burst out laughing and in fact, it is not wrong for me to say that it was a moment of happiness.. :-) the laughs, the noise, the chats, the cheer! i felt like i was on the cloud of nine! :) what an evening! :) and guess what? the total no of people who will be joining us is from 7 to 25 people. can you believe that? whoaaaa... and it sure will be a very happening vacation throughout my life.. can't wait! :D

Alas, i still had three more months to go for the hols.. and i know I can't enjoyed myself much for this upcoming 2009 as i will be sitting for my A'level exams.. sigh... and i can't helped but to remember this :-

"time sure fly by"

and here I am pursuing my dreams and I hoped that one day, i will be the best amongst the best.. amin.. :)


xoxo,
Fifah Junaidi.

Got tagged by Mahirah :)

1. Type your full name with your ELBOW.

2. No backspacing

3. Tag 10 people to do this.

AFIKFVAZH NAQQIYAZHN JUNAIIIDI

lol.. :D a big difference eh? hehe :D

P/s : i won't tagged anyone... so feel free to tag yourself :)

It's not late right? :D

well yea.. its almost three days i haven't blog anything.. actually, there's a lot to write but I've been so busy for the past two days doing my assignment.. sigh...

Okay lets start with what "we" did for last Sunday... hehe i know its a bit late to post these.. but well, temptations are so hard to resist~ hehe :p well yea, as usual every Sunday we usually gathered at our grandparents house.. Acai, kak Eway, Angah and not to forget my cute baby Daniel were there also.. hehe :D But, it'll be more fun if all the cuzzens, aunts and uncles were around.. The laughs, the gossips, "cucur pisang nene" etc.. i missed those times.. :( well, back to the story, Kak Eway came up with the idea of a family gathering for this new year celebrations.. and happy news to my cuzzens who had their so-called "other-half :p", you can bring them along.. heheehhe :D so yea, my mom, angah, amit, acai and kak eway were having a discussion for the gatherings and eventually came up with lots of ideas.. :) haha but believe it or not, they ended up with the ideas of karaoke, steamboat, bbq and bouncers (if i'm not mistaken :D).. HAAHA :D very happening... with my mom teasing kak eway's mom... Daniel with his typical mood, eventually brightens up everyone's also... so cute.... :)


and all of the sudden, kak eway blurted out "Fancy going to bandar?" i was like, during this hour? its nearly maghrib and when we reached Bandar, it will be around 8 pm... wasn't that late? hahaha :D and guess what? I'm right! when we hit the Silk Shoppe Boutique, its almost closed... then we went to Metro and lastly to Bu Tangah's house... hahahaha :D it was kak eway and my mom's idea of teasing bu tangah that we were seriously in need of 'krok-krok' - mistakenly think that bu tangah didn't know what 'krok-krok' means.. hehehe :D and to everyone surprise, she knows! hahaahahaha serves you right guys... haha lol.. and yea, so we spent there almost two hours of gossiping, teasing each other, laughing and eating.. hehehehe :D and thanks to kak eway againnn for the ride.. i had so much fun with you all.. :) thanks kakkkkk :)


well for yesterday, my mom came up with the idea of bringing us to the pizza hut.. so yea, we were having our meals there and i bought a new book again... hehe :D back at home, i continued to finish off my assignment and went zzzzzzzZZZzzz.. so tired eh... :s hehehe and for today, here I am, "blogging" this thing and will continue to finish off my assignment.. I'm sooooo stress-out.... sigh..

well, till here then... will write again soon... :)

Congrats!

Well nothing serious happened except for the fact that PMB's results were out today... haha lol :P and gotta tell u this, my sister responds were freaking me out! "like she's so not serious right?" wasn't she?

Me : sis, PMB's results will be out today..

Sister : oh really? hmmm (then she continued to play with her PSP)

Me : weh, dun u worry about ur results?

Sister : duh.. it is so months agoo... and i think the paper were freaking easy and dun worry, i'll passed..

Me : * Gaping in awe* ( so over-confident ah this gurl)

2 hours later...

Me : sis, i've got ur results..

Sister : Bowh... i'm sooooo dead..

Me : Duh~ i thot u dun care bout ur results.. wanna know?

Sister : duh~ stop being so cynical to me.... i'm soooo dead now.. sigh.. tell me tell me!

Me : okay.. here u go...

B. M : 4
ENG : 3
PUI : 5
HIS : 2
GEO : 4
MATHS : 7
SCI : 4
COM : 3

Sister : ohh for crying out loud!

Me : can u just stop swearing? for God's sake!

Sister : duh~ as if u don't do the swearing thingy too.. (giggled)

Me : sigh..

Sister : then she continued playing with her psp again.. i was like, so weird and pelik ah this sister.. :s

Well yea, congrats adik for ur results... :) I'm happy for you... but i just can't understand why ur Bahasa Melayu- 4? same goes to ur PUI and Maths... so gay ah you ah.. haha lol... Although ur results were against my expectations, but overall, i'm happy for you sis...

CONGRATULATIONS! :)

with love,

Fifah Junaidi
(ur gorgeous sister alive... hahahah lol :p)

For now..

Hola people..... :) its been a while yea since i posted the last one... hehe. I'm pretty jobless at the moment and well, here I am staring blankly at this laptop whilst my hands dancing through the keypad... haha crap!

Lets start with my activity for yesterday.. hehe :p well,yesterday kak Najwa called me up planning for a ride at Bandar.. without hesitation, I agreed with her.. haha i mean what do u expect? I'm bored and depressed staying at this house doing nothing.... seriously, I felt stupid. But thanks to kak Najwa for being my knight in shining armor saving me from the boredom and the suicide attempt.. HAHA kidding :p well yea, THANKS KAK EWAYYYYY.. love you.. :)

Well today, I woke up pretty late like 8.30 something... obviously its late for me.. hehe :P and then I went to hospital to accompany my aunt for an eye check-up.. seriously, I'm not in mood in going anywhere but my aunt forced me to.. like emmm bah... lajutah... :s

Holiday went pretty well for me.. but heck, it might also be stressful (for me). sigh. but the good news is i have started to make a draft for my history assignment.. hehe. which is unlikely for me.. haha :P I've partly done the Mussolini's part.. but Stalin and Hitler -- nah.. I believe that we shud take things rather slowly and steadily.. but too much relax might cause a prblem too..and heck, i just can't understand why our tutor tend to give us assignment during the holidays when we seriously in need of rest and feeling the bliss of holidays... like we have to make a BOOKLET about the 3 dictators ( Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini) and it takes time... :( altho, it was driving me insane doing those assignment, but I enjoyed every second doing it.. :D you know, the pleasure of doing it independently rather than having a group discussion.. :D weird? haha well, yes i admit that.. :D i'm a weirdo in some way... sigh. :( And one thing I realised about holiday, that it might be a pretty good start at the beginning but towards the half month you'll feel the growing sense of boredom and joblessness.. HAHAHA there's this quote i took from my cuzen Nadia, NO MONEY,NO HOLIDAY! haha yea, I'm totally 100% agree with that.. For God's sake! :s

I haven't talk to any of my friends since the holidays... I missed them, i missed school... I missed the time I'm spending at the library during PS, gossiping with Naomi and others.. Cracking jokes with Wasilah and Lily, Sir Kevin, Miss Mabel etc.. i missed the school's toilet! HAHAHA lol. :p infact, I miss every single thing during the school's period... and I missed him . :) hehe :p

thats all for now, will write again soon.. see ya :)

and HAPPY HOLIDAYS people...

Taken from Nabeela :D

“The rules are simple. Use Google Image to search the answers to the questions below. Then you must choose a picture in the first page of results, and post it as your answer

1. The age of your next birthday

2. A place I’d like to travel to.

3. A favourite place

4. A favourite thing

5. A favourite food

Kebab?

6. Favourite colours

7. The city you live in

8. the city I was born in

9. A nickname you had

Peepz.. :)

10. College Major

History

Geography

11. Name of first (and only) love

12. A bad habit

Shopping uncontrollably? :D

13. A hope for 2009

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it's ur day! :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KAK NAJWA

Wishin' you with long-live, prosperity and happy always beside beloved family/ones.

And not to forget blessings from Allah... :)

Enjoy your day with a smile and have a blast~

Love ya sis :)

With Love,

Fifah Junaidi

P/s : I'm expecting a treat in return.. :p so Kak Najwa, krok-krok? hehe (joking :D)

1 more tagged.. :)

I've been tagged by Kufil and Icha

Here's the rule :

* Upload a picture when you were still a baby.

* Tag at least 10 people..

I tag :

- Sen. Nabeela
- Naomi
- Rifai'e
- Navilla
- Nadia
- Amal
- Iyzz
- Wirdy
- Kak Najwa
- Abang Hafiz

Another random .......... again.....

i tagg: Naomi, Rifai'e, Nadia, Filzah, Iyzz, Kak Najwa

RULES:
1. Put Your itunes, windows media player etc on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name
5. Tag 6 people.

Are you male or female ?
; Sorry seems to be the hardest word.. haha.

Describe yourself!
; Potential Breakup song

What do people feel when they're around you ?
; One step at a time

Describe your current relationship.
; I hate this part right here.. (Hahaha:P)

Where would you like to be now ?
; Uptown Girl :D

How do you feel about love ?
; I'm a slave for you.. HAHAHA lol

What's your life like ?
; Love me, Leave me.. lol

What would you ask for if you had only one wish ?
; Real Love.. haha WTH

Say something wise.
; The way I are..

If someone says " is this okay ? " you say,
; Four minutes...

How would you describe yourself ?
; Miss Independant.. (haha.)

What do you like in a guy/girl ?
; I must not chase the boys.. (lol.. I got this from Tata Young :P)

How do you feel today ?
; I'm Yours :D

What is your life's purpose ?
; Give me just one night.. (hehe :D)

What is your motto ?
; Fall Again..

What do your friends think of you ?
; My everything.. (yea right~)

What do you think of your parents ?
; Hate that I love you (no i'm nottttt :s)

What do you think about very often ?
; Quit playing games.. wth

What is 2 + 2 ?
; Sway.. haha

What do you think of your best friend ?
; Crush.

What do you think of the person you like ?
; New classic.

What is your life story ?
; Love bug. haha

What do you want to be when you grow up ?
; Just stand up..

What do you think of when you see the person you like ?
; Bahagia.. haha lol

What will you dance to at your wedding ?
; The way you look at me.. haha xD

What will they play at your funeral ?
; Its not goodbye.. (hahahhah coincidence much? :D)

What is your hobby/interest ?
; A thousand miles.

What is your biggest fear?
; If i were a boy..

What is your biggest secret?
; 7 things.

What do you think of your friends?
; Drama Queen/ That Girl.. HAHAHA

What will you post this as ?
; My All..

Another tagged :)

Tagged by Rifai’e

What's the relationship of you with him/her?

- err my former tuition mate? :D

5 impressions towards him/her?

-Friendly?

-Quiet?

-Serious?

-He got the brain... HAHA :P

-Coool :D

The most memorable thing that she/he said to you?

-Emmm I think these, “emm do you know Wirdy?” HAHA neway, does it consider as memorable? :D

The most memorable thing that she/he have done to you?

- I seriously can’t remember eh.. hehe :D

If she/he becomes your lover, you will...

-errr I’m pretty blank at this sort of question.. heeeeehhe :D

If she/he becomes your enemy, you will...

-God!
I hope that wouldn’t happen to me... I’m not into these ‘enemy’ thingy..

If she/he becomes your love, she/he has to improve on...

-Can I just leave this question as blank? -___-””

If she/he becomes your enemy, the reason is?

-I slapped him hard at face haha :p

The most desirable thing to do on him/her is?

-Since we’re not a muhrim, so it is forbidden for us to do anything..
:D

The overall impression on him/her is?

-He got the brains and has a very good command in English.. and I respect him for that. :)

How do you think people around you feel about you?

- Very talkative

- Friendly

- Very shy... HAHA

- A Bookworm.. (i’m not sure about this one.. but some ppl do labelled me as a bookworm.. hehe :P)
- Crazy coz I take History & Geography for my A’level.. (sigh)

The character of you about yourself is?

- Very conservative

- Very talkative ( a repetition again :P)
- can be very quiet and moody.. but sum ppl tend not to recognize this. Hehe
- Very observant :D

on contrary, the character of yourself you hate is?

- A lazy bum

- Had the habit to judge ppl… (how i wish i cud remove this habit ! :S)

- Very sensitive... sigh

The most ideal person you wanna be is?

- A very successful person and a billionaire! HAHAAHA crap!

For the people who care about you and likes you, say something about them.

- Emm can’t think anything better than this..

“Thanks guys for being there in my hour of need and I know that I can count on you guys.. And how grateful I am to have you all by my side..”

10 people you tag.

1. Naomi

2. Kak Najwa

3. Wirdy

4. Amal

5. Filzah

6. Nadia

7. Navilla

8. Sen. Nabeela

9. Abang Hafiz

10. Hanesa

Who is No.2 having relationship with?

- how i wish i know.. haha i dun even know his name... :D

No.3 is a female or male?

- A female~

If No.7 and No.10 were together, would it be a good thing?

-HAHA heaven forbid! Nope.. it will not be a good thinnnnggg

How about No.5 and No.8?

I dun think they know each other :)

what is No.1 studying about?

let me guess, Chemistry, Biology, Maths and GP.. haha ls it? :P

Is No.4 single?

No.. she got her other half.. HAHA :p

Say something about No.6.

Nadia? Hmm.. one thing, she’s one of our gorgeous cousins and a very ambitious person by nature.. She can be very caring at her best but can be very mean at her worst... if you think that you can’t handle her during her worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve her.... right cuzzy? :D

how to LETTER MEME? xD

Tagged by: Nabeela, library friend :)

I tag : Nadia, Ayu, Icha, Kufil, Kak Najwa, Abang Hafiz, Rifai'e, Naomi, Wirdy, Navilla :P

RULES
#1 Do the “Letter MEME”.
#2 Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.
#3 Copy the “How-to” Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.
How you do the Letter Meme:
Dear (the last person who left a comment on your blog):

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but __1__. I think I realised it when/on __2__3__ and I saw __4__5__. I’m sure you’re __6__ enough to understand __7__.. I’m returning __8__ to you, but I’ll keep __9__ as a memory. You should also know that I __10__11__. __12__.
Love, (your name).
P/S: You’re so lifeless, __13__ (the name of person who tagged you).

1. What’s the colour of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’ll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re a loser
Other - I’m in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women’s clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What’s the colour of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What’s the colour of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United’s goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I’ve felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we’re cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I’m open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I’ve felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David’s tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always thought of
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

13. What is your favourite activity when hanging out with mates?
Gathering for drinks – Ugly pig
Foosball – Silly duck
Shopping – french kisser
Indulging for food – Cranky banana
Movies – Smelly Armpits
Snacks – Horny Wolf
Snooker – Tiny nipples
Bowling – Sexy grandmother
Outdoor activities – Vain pot
Having a long talk – Nose picker
Taking pictures – Dumb bitch
Other – Burn yourself

Dear Rif xD ,

I don’t really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realised it when/on I saw the shrunken head With Paris Hilton and I saw sit on my avocado plant. I’m sure you’re ashamed enough to understand that I'm depressed.. I’m returning your memories from the military service to you , but I’ll keep your photos as a memory. You should also know that I always felt dirty before Oprah Winfrey Imitations In pain

Love, Fifah Junaidi.

P/S: You’re so lifeless, Smelly armpits, Nabeela. HAHAHA :P